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Aw Hell! One More Joke.

A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the
pharmacist, and as she and her also widowed elderly sister owned the store,
there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the
gentleman.

The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more
comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured
him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed
to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest
level of professionalism.

The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to
discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and
severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she
returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can
do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3,000 a month plus
living expenses.

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I GOT ONE!

After reading Jeep's blog yesterday...I figured I'd sling one out there.

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an

education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for

some classes."

Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to

the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four

basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"

The Dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would

have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the Dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that

you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a

wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a

heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that

because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go

meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for

Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"

Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer."

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THINK YOU CAN FLY A HELICOPTER ?

I thought this was pretty cool...I played it for about 1o minutes or so and the furthest I got was 988, See what you can do and post your record distance.

http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf

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My New House...

I need to take more photos but here are 2 pics of my new house...I will have more to follow.

It was built about 11 months ago. I know the photo quality isnt so hot but I took these from mycamera phone...better photos soon to follow.http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t46/turmoil33/IMG00021.jpg

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t46/turmoil33/IMG00020.jpg

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My NEW House...

I need to take more photos but here are 2 pics of my new house...I will have more to follow.

It was built about 11 months ago. well hell, I am an utter and complete dumbass cause I cant get the photos up...help

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Limited Out!

Here are some pictures of a guided fishing trip that I took with two of my bosses and a customer. We absolutely tore it up! Fun times pal!!!

This one that I am holding was like 28 1/2" NICE!!! He fought like Maximus...lol!

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A night @RocBar...

Ok...Well we decided early Saturday that we wanted to go out and have a night of alcohol and music...so we set it all up...I call a couple pals and the girlfriend does the same...We decide on a place in downtown (Houston,TX) called the RocBar....pretty nice spot,live,alcohol infested, & rock music. To get to d-town is about a 30 minute commute one way...I'll let the photos do the rest of the talking.....

My boy Jon and his date Rachel.

OMG!!! I was so torn up! I slept all day Sunday and when I woke up I jammed down on some guitar hero...lol good times in the city!!!

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A night @ RocBar

OMG!!! I was so torn up! I slept all day Sunday and when I woke up I jammed down on some guitar hero...lol good times in the city!!!

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Just Bloggin

WOW! I have had an extremely busy day today...I'm ready to freakin roll over & croak. So I get to work this morning and immediately I get bombarded with multiple jobs I am to bid and turn out quickly...I'm talking projects ranging in price from 300k to a mil. and as you can imagine to bid these projects take hours and hours and quite often some outside resources. It wouldnt be so bad if everyone wasnt out of town...Im the only one in the office today that can tackle these projects.....lucky fuckin me! right! wrong!! Well I just had to vent...to relieve my frustrations I figured I would browse the site for a while so here I am. I added a new background to my blog and have now been enlisted to the Ghosts of Onyx ...So I will be making a new tag for this clan as well. I am thinking I will call the tag xGh0st AbiLiteezE but we will see.

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Bradlee On New Years Day!

well I apparently dont know how to put pictures in this thing sorry!!

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Ever wondered?...

what you would look like if you were a little dancing elf? Well now you have the chance

Have Fun! Happy Holidays!

www.elfyourself.com

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Carve your pumpkin online!

I was browsing the web and stumbled across a cool little find...you get to carve a custom cyber-pumpkin...Shit! I carved about 8 or 10. Well here is the link have fun http://www.gamegarage.co.uk/play/halloween/

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Had to run it one more time.

Got Customized?

Friday.... Long and redundant day @ the office. I get home after a 30 mile commute (6:30pm) and somehow convince myself that I want to go to the mall. Jump in my truck and on to the mall it is. I walk into the mall and kind of pause and say in my mind, now what was it that I wanted? After a few seconds of some intense reasoning I decide that I want a ball cap. I stroll on over to a spot called "LIDS" (a.k.a. hats...not what you left off of the miracle whip) I immediately see a sign posted in the store that’s announcing build your own custom hat. Well being the curious guy that I am, I inquire and it sounds like a pretty cool little deal. I can pick any letters that I want from a pre-made batch of template lettering, select any cap that I want in the store ( not just the blank ones) , choose what color thread I want for the embroidery, also position the letters in any way that I want on the hat and it can all be done in less than fifteen minutes. I debated internally for about ten seconds...do i want it or not? Yeah sure I'll take one...give me the navy blue pro fitted pre-washed cap. What would you like it to say sir? NoD Turmoil. Ok, sir can you write that down for me and show where on the cap you would like this located. Sure here it is...

The cap ended up costing like $30 & some change.

Pretty cool in my opinion...Get Customized!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Got Customized?

The cap ended up costing like $30 & some change.

Pretty cool in my opinion...Get Customized!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Frikk-n Panty Bandit !!! LMAO!!

Man charged with stealing underwear

DURHAM, N.H. (AP) - Police thought the young man found in a video store wearing nothing but a pair of women's underwear was the victim of a college prank.

It turned out that Joseph Greenquist, 18, of Londonderry, was later arrested on charges of breaking into apartments near the University of New Hampshire campus, stealing underwear and attempting to assault a woman. Police said a knapsack full of lady's undergarments was stashed nearby.

In one of the apartments, a woman was awoken by the intruder, police said.

"She was awoken by a male climbing on top of her while she was in bed," Deputy Chief Rene Kelley said. "She confronted this man, and after a short conversation, he fled the apartment."

Police said they don't know how Greenquist wound up in the video store.

"And they found the gentleman asleep on our couch, wrapped up in a pair of our drapes and basically naked except for a pair of women's underwear," store employee Maureen Paquette said.

Greenquist was scheduled to be arraigned in Dover District Court on Wednesday.

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