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Where is the closest speed bump park?

Anyone know?

Whats the difference?

Whats the difference between Country Bacon and City Bacon? I got a gift certificate and I am shit clueless

Lets all get fucked up with Santa

Hash Browns!

Ok guys, I just realized that I hate hashbrowns that are mixed with peppers and onions and come to the table looking like wet chunks of sheet rock. So I ask the question.

WHAT TYPE OF HASHBROWNS DO YOU GUYS LIKE?!

cRUNCHY

CUBED

OR THOSE SHITTY WET ONES I WAS ORIGINALY TALKING ABOUT. WAIT, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? CAPS RULE.

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The Public Needs to Know!

Sausage Patty?

or Links?

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Beer Pong Part Deux

Once in a great while, an epic game of pong will go into overtime. This usually happens when one side wins, and then the other side miraculously hits both balls or scores a bounce-in. At this point the team who tied it usually screams and hollers about how "dats how dey roll" and that both shots were a careful calculation taking into consideration wind resistance, atmospheric pressure, and the gravy stain stickage from nine hours of this god-awful game.

It is not uncommon for the hooting and hollering to be quickly followed by something along the lines of this.

If the teams manage to keep their shit together and line up the cups for some overtime action, the following discrepancy usually arises.

Do the teams play 3 cups for a sudden-death atmosphere or do you do an entire re-rack of all the cups originally played with?

In any event my mom usually tells me to "stfu" and "watch me drain this shit" with me standing in awe and embarassment

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, IS OVERTIME A 3-RACK OR A FULL RACK?! WE NEED TO KNOW PEOPLE!

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Losers Clear OR Everyone Have a Beer?

If there are cups remaining on the loser's side... Do the losers have to finish the table? Does it stay on for next round? Does everyone have a drink? More importantly... on Day 4 of this series, does anyone even care at this point?

STAY TUNED FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION TO FOLLOW OF BEER PONG ENCYCLOPEDIA!!!!

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Only Bitches Blow and other Pong Terms

One of the side rules of Beer Pong is the age-old rule of "Only Bitches Blow." This basically means that if the ball is spinning in the cup, only a girl can attempt to blow it out... I know there is a rule for guys only, but I cant remember it for the life of me, does anyone have any ideas?

By the way, do you guys allow blowing in your games at all?

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Bounce or No Bounce?

In this installment of Beer Pong do's and don't's, we examine the controversial "Bounce Rule"

Some people play that if you can bounce a ball into a cup, the opponent must drink TWO cups. If a player attempts a bounce, his opponent may swat it away, in a move that sometimes has the following results:

As it is a defensive risk, some people outlaw bounces all together. So, the question posed is..

Do you bounce?

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Beer Pong or Beirut?

I've heard it called beer pong, I've heard it called Beirut. I've seen fights break out for it and babies made because of it. What do you guys call it? Summers almost here...

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Summertime is almost here!

When making a beer pong table, is it best to go with the outdoor ping-pong table, or the big church table with the folding legs? Thoughts, opinion?

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Ello Brett, Im David Bowie!

Embedded YouTube Video --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxtbJf5E9i4

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Horrible shooting today

I'm still shaking, I can't believe what happened just now.

I was on the trip to the supermarket from work today on my bus, listening to my ipod and not paying much attention to anything.

As we were stopping at one of the bus stops in Brooklyn, a girl in the back started screaming. I took my headphones off, looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground coverd in blood. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of commuters were looking at them. The bus driver started radioing in a 911 call, and then I saw the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, take a pistol out of his pocket and he shot the guy in the fookin head! The gun sounded really loud in that quiet dead end street.

At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the windows of the bus. The two men got into a tinted windowed BMW and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mum what I had just seen.

Then my mum got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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The REAL simpsons

Cool and weird all at the same time

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Goin to the church!

As some of you know, I recently became engaged (one month June 4th). Last weekend we booked the hall, and this weekend, I get to goto the church and start that whole process of marriage registration. What should be interesting is the fact that I have not been to church in almost a decade, and Jenna’s church is pretty old-school.

So basically, I need to think quick as to good reasons as to why I have strayed from the flock in the past decade. As of now, my top picks are as follows:

Que? Que? No Hablo de ingles

Too busy fighting the Al Qaeda

Started my own church of life ministry on the internet

Dump holy water on my face and scream “It burns! It burns!”

Any and all advice from those who have dealt with a similar situation would be appreciated.

And for all those feeling generous, our bridal registry is held at both Sports Authority and Larry’s Wigs N Girdles on route 5

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Any photographers in the house?

My cousin has a large amount of digital photos that she'd like to have printed (roughly 20x20 or larger). Does anyone know of any good site that would produce high-quality, frameable prints? I understand that the quality of the picture is the obvious make-or-break factor, but I am looking for a print house that obviously has a greater quality than kinkos or cvs. Thanks in advance everybody!

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